I watched Terminator Genisys last night. I previously thought that the third Terminator film was the worst, with Salvation not far ahead of it. Now I know we have a new low for the franchise. Honestly, this movie felt half romcom, half buddycop rather than reigniting the Terminator world. Kyle Reese and Sarah Connor could have been played by Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan.
I could bitch about the issues I had with this film, how I exclaimed several times at the stupidity of it and how fed up I was by the end. I kind of enjoyed it at first, but it lost me big time in the final third. A lot like Avengers: Age of Ultron. But I won’t bother ranting or whining. Won’t do no good, no how.
What I wanted to comment on was body type and look. Specifically, that of Kyle Reese.
In the original film, Michale Biehn played him. He looked like someone from a post-apoc world, a survivor, a scavenger and scurrier among the rubble. Basically, Biehn was scrawny while muscular. He looked like someone who ate little on a regular basis and was ripped in a natural way due to running, fighting and doing whatever else was needed to survive. He looked the part.
I’ll also mention that I loved his performance. He has wild eyes, bad dreams, sharp instincts. He draws you in as Kyle Reese, out of his time, possibly almost out of his mind, yet a tough, driven soldier.
But back to look. I have nothing against Jai Courtney. I like him and still feel the pain of Varro’s execution. But when I saw his body, and we get several nice body shots in this film, he never looked like he came from a post-apoc world of brutal existence. Sure he had some scars slapped on. But physically he looked like someone who eats well and works out. Which I’m sure the actor does in real life.
To me, this is common in films. They glamorise people and things too. When you watch a movie set in medieval times, you rarely see the natives with rotting teeth or lice, unless they’re depicting a group as much more mucky and loathsome than usual. When people die, their bowels are evacuated. That’s not something we want on the big screen. Movies sanitise reality for us. They also make it look fancy.
Kyle Reese looking this way isn’t a surprise. But it did highlight what I felt was wrong with the film overall. Sure, redo scenes from the earlier films. Reuse the famous lines. But the tone was never the same. There was a grim aspect to the first film. A realistic look, or at least as realistic as films can be.
Oh, I was also annoyed that Sarah Connor from the 80s sounded more like someone from today.
Anyway, Kyle Reese fitted the world I was being sold in the original film. Michael Beihn was a perfect choice. Humans living day to day, meal to meal, in a horrific war with machines should look like he did. Or the ones who could survive it would. It has often been how I imagine most people would look in a post-apoc world setting when I write fiction. Lean, tough, grizzled, wary. But this new movie gave me a nice looking chap who spent much of his time in witty banter.
I will say I did enjoy Arnie a lot and I thought the film did some new, exciting moves with the T-1000. Especially liked the cut a piece off, let it spin, catch and throw move.
But yeah, didn’t like this one at all. Important note: when selling people on a make-believe reality, try to not make it very obvious how make-believe it is. Fake yet realistic. Artificial but fitting. Characters should look the part, sound the part, act the way the time and role would have them be. I really don’t think it is too much to want.
Oh damn, just had one more thought I have to mention as I was going to end this. Reese stealing a homeless man’s trousers. In the original, this is done and, while it got a snicker from teenage me, it helps us to know and understand Reese. He has no problem taking the clothes from a homeless man. On the one hand that shows he has no qualms about getting dirty, and at the same time he is equally lacking in qualms at taking from others. Reese is a survivor and soldier, so he takes what he can, when he can, in order to complete his mission. Stealing from a homeless person is really low in our world, yet he is from another time and place, where he has to be ruthless to live.
In this new film, it becomes a running gag. Grrrr.