True Advertising

So the slogan for one advert runs as ‘Should have gone to Specsavers’.

I can now declare that this is something I will say, genuinely, to anyone I meet who has issues with their glasses. Especially in getting new ones.

My fiancée had broken her glasses on her trip over to the UK from the US. We asked at the local opticians about getting them fixed. This could not be done. In particular, we needed her prescription. Getting new glasses has always been a costly hassle for her. We failed to get her prescription as they sent it to the wrong email address and then the person was on holiday. Or something. Basically, nothing got done.

We went to Specsavers. They booked an appointment for us and explained on how to get an eye test for only £5, bypassing having to deal with her usual opticians. So we went back and everything was quick and cheap and easy. I mean quick, too. The test took about 20 minutes, yet was thorough, and the glasses (two pairs) took two hours to make. My fiancée was able to get some new glasses as well as prescription sunglasses so she could walk around in the bright sunshine and see properly for the first time in her life.

I paid for it all and she was very happy.

So, I have to admit, the friendly people there, the fast work that has turned out so well (the glasses are helping her so much) and the costs have left me highly impressed.

I am a bit suspicious of new things and wary of the quick and easy option. I am against big companies, swallowing everything else up, and doubt that anything good will come of commercial behemoths that spew out production lines of goods. I value the smaller crafts and enjoy looking round in specialist stores.

But in this case I was pleasantly surprised and honestly impressed. I’m not going to sell them to anyone. They have their own advertising for that. But I have to tip my hat and say, well played, big company. I am glad we came to you.

8 powerful reasons why Butler-Sloss cannot head the VIP child abuse inquiry

uppitymonkey:

Have to reblog this because I think these are very strong reasons concerning a highly important role and what the consequences could be.

Originally posted on Pride's Purge:

(not satire)

Here are 8 extremely compelling reasons why Baroness Butler-Sloss should stand down as head of the inquiry into allegations of child abuse by politicians and other powerful figures:

1) Child abuse survivors say Butler-Sloss is the wrong person for the job.

2) Prominent campaigners also say Butler-Sloss is the wrong person for the job.

3) Butler-Sloss would have to investigate her own brother who has been accused of covering up the identities of VIP paedophiles.

4) As a member of the House of Lords, Butler-Sloss is too much an entrenched part of the same establishment she would have to be investigating.

5) Butler-Sloss has herself been accused of trying to hide the identities of church leaders accused of child abuse.

6) Butler-Sloss has openly stated she believes leaders and heads of state should have “sovereign immunity” in the courts.

7) At 81, Butler-Sloss is simply too old to carry out…

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I Am Legend Audio

In 2007, the BBC aired a reading of I Am Legend. The book, of course. They are currently replaying it. The second episode aired last night. Not sure how many there are.

I have heard of the book and how different it was from the movie of the same name not so long ago. I have also seen the film, the Last Man on Earth, starring Vincent Price, which is much more closer to it. I really like that movie – the newer one not so much – and what I heard of the book impressed me.

Listening to it, I am glad to say it matches my expectation. The reading by Angus McInnes (don’t know him, but has a good, clear American voice) is well done, putting a strong amount of emotion into it without overacting. The story of Neville, a simple man trying to survive against vampire besiegers and loneliness, is compelling work. I do like that he is just some bloke too. It feels more everyman. It feels about going against creating some kind of superman survivor – someone special to be in awe of and hoping he can bring hope to a new world. This is just some man, getting by, having learned hard lessons, and being motivated by hatred of these creatures.

So if you can listen to this at all, I highly recommend it. If not, watch the movie, the Last Man on Earth. The later movie, and also the Omega Man starring Charlton Heston, aren’t bad, but I don’t think either really delves into the mind of a single survivor and the madness that eats at being alone in the world.

He’s Spartacus!

So, I have to admit something. I really like Spartacus. The show. Yeah, that one. The one with the big blokes screaming and swearing and cutting up Romans in slow motion.

Partly I love this show because it is so daft, so overthetop. The dialogue is atrocious. I’ve never understood why they decided the characters should talk like this. It is as if a fifteen-year-old is trying to write Shakespearean. I mean I remember when I was young and asking my mum about how people spoke in medieval times. But this stuff is just ridiculous. Even if it were how they spoke, it just sounds daft. “Clear mind of anger before enemy gain advantage.” “We must strive to free self from beneath heel.” Their heel! Just say it. Just say a normal sentence!

But the dialogue is entertaining. Especially because they keep talking about cocks. If they aren’t showing them in this show, they talk about them. They also love to talk about ramming cocks into arses. They do that a lot too.

The action is turned up to eleven. Maybe further. Lots of blood gushing. Heads and arms coming off. People being impaled. It is gory and wild and almost silly.

So okay, here’s where it really works. The action is pretty good. I have sat watching an episode at times waiting for something to happen, but when it did, I was never disappointed. Fights are well choreographed. I especially enjoyed the way they depicted gladiator fights in the first series by showing the view from those within a helm or close ups of them sweating and grimacing behind a metal mask.

Another thing I like is how basic the plot is. We all know the story of Spartacus. Yet they have thrown in their own subplots and these are equally as straightforward. Crixus has a woman he loves and later seeks her. Romans plot and scheme, with houses feuding and ambition burning. People hate and they bond and they betray and they plot and they kill and they support each other. It is all very basic and very understandable, with often near primal desires being acted upon. You know what is going on in this show. More to the point, you understand why characters want what they want and why they will strive so hard to seek it.

Characters are a strong point in this show too. Spartacus was more interesting in the first series, since then he has become the noble rebel leader. I guess it had to be. But others have enough about them to carry the burden. His relationship with Crixus has always been a strong part of the show – fierce rivals, then friends and brothers in revolution, yet they still argue a lot. Crixus is suspicious yet loyal, blunt yet not stupid. Gannicus is all laughs and smiles and twirling two swords, but you can tell he is slowly feeling the cause and will likely end up a hero. Other big brutes surround Spartacus, I often forget their names, and they have their moments, if not many. The show at least presents a fractured army, with Gauls and Thracians and Saxons bickering. You get more of a feel for the character of the slave army this way. The Romans are fairly simplistic, lots of scheming and demanding things for the Good of Rome! Mind you, I am loving Crassus in this one. The actor is really good but they have made him very clear in a short amount of time – he is ambitious, ruthless, far more clever than most and he understands, even admires, Spartacus. He is not the simple baddie we have had in the past.

But you know what I really like about Spartacus? It is satisfying to watch. They give you bad guys who are weasels and you wish to see them get their comeuppance. Trust me, they get it. Swords thrust down mouths (oo er, missus!) or beheadings and more. They see everything they tried to gain taken from them and then are struck down. One got flattened by a flaming boulder. Oh that smug sod really deserved that one.

I love Game of Thrones too, but I find it far less satisfying to watch. People I want to see ripped apart for their betrayals or skullduggery are soon characters I just cease to care about as they continue to exist for whatever reason there is. I want to see justice done while I’m still mad about it. Soon that passes as matters develop. New betrayals take over. Villains stub their toes and die of infection rather than any real poetic retribution. I find myself wondering if I should bother to get worked up about these things any more. Of course, a sane person would say there was never a reason to get worked up about fictional characters, but hey, fuck sanity.

If Joffrey had been in Spartacus, that little shit would have had a spear shoved up him and he’d have been spun round till he squealed.

Maybe that’s the strength of Game of Thrones. It denies us what we want so we keep seeking it. But then again Spartacus pays up and I find myself enjoying it more. The sex scenes are so funny sometimes. People get so worked up about shows with sex and violence in them. Spartacus has orgies that end in massacres. Everything is turned up to eleven. Once you get that, once you understand this show is just a wild ride, you can enjoy it. The dialogue makes me chuckle. The action has genuinely made me laugh and cheer. But most of all, I give a damn about the characters and want to see them get what they deserve. Not least because they often do.

Oh, and one last thing. Fair play to this show for not just having homosexual relationships but full on displaying them. Men kiss and fuck with the same passion as men and women, and women and women too, although that is less surprising. This show knows what gets young men watching; women getting it on with each other is an obvious trick. But there are men having sex and men in love. There are plenty of cock shots too. To be fair to this show, it is fairly even handed in displaying both genders sexually. But it is genuinely pleasing (and I say this as a straight man) to see men being shown as passionate lovers with each other. Too often a show is keen to have women bare all while anything male is only hinted at with maybe a quick kiss.

So yeah, Spartacus the tv show is full of stylised, almost silly violence and elaborate sex scenes, but it is wild and primal and entertaining. Oh, and a lot more characters of note are killed off. As I watch through the third and final series, knowing how things ended for the rebellion, I find myself excited to see how this will end.

Okay, one last last note: as I’ve been writing this, I’m watching the fourth episode of Spartacus: War of the Damned. I’ve just seen Roman soldiers beaten to death by their own men as punishment for retreating in an earlier fight. This is the infamous decimation. At the same time, the gladiators and slaves have had enough and just slaughtered all the Roman citizens they had taken prisoner when they captured this city they are now in. Again, this show holds nothing back. I just watched this likable young man be pummelled to death. It really gave a feel for what this would have been like for Roman soldiers. The rampage in the city is well done also. You see our usual heroes behave like savages. We are seeing that not all is so clear cut as slaves = good and Romans = bad. Oh, and the look on Crassus’s face as he watches his son kill his best friend was, well… Like I said earlier, I’m loving this character and the actor. He is portraying a superb mixture of cold ruthlessness with deeper humanity. He feels for his son even as he knows this must be done.

Anyway, that really is the end now. Back to the show!

Network

So this is the last of the film reaction posts I’ve been able to dig up from an old forum:

Just watched Network.

As scathing a film about tv as you can get. Odd watching it and how things have changed and how they haven’t – Beale’s rant about everything going to hell can be applied today, and so can the ‘global corporation’. Democracy being a fading force doesn’t work so well after recent wars.

Have to admit to enjoying the first half the most. Beale’s outbursts and the politics of tv work really well. Later Beale seemed to fade and we had plenty of William Holden and Faye Dunaway. I really like both actors and they had very good characters, but I just wasn’t bothered about them as a couple. I could see how it tied into the tv angle, and how it affects people, but too often they overdid it. Talking about their relationship like it was a script seemed melodramatic.

This is a preachy movie, and when it rants it works wonderfully, and when it lets out a big meaningful speech, I was less enthralled.

Peter Finch as Howard Beale is great, and Beale is a fantastic character to follow, from respectable newsman going bad, to ranter, to prophet.
However Ned Beatty stole this one for me. One big scene and BANG.

Basically this movie has two scenes which are now classics for me. One is Beale’s main rant – and one which I wish people would take up daily. The other is Beatty’s scene, which takes Michael Douglas’s Greed is Good speech and turns it up to 11.

In all a really good movie, although the fact Beale’s ratings fall due to preaching something dreary, and from the most unnerving character, fell a bit flat with me. Usually we get the hero fall due to telling the truth, and I like that. No one listening as he preached the corporate culture seemed, well, a good thing.

But this did make me think of the present. Seems to me so many people want to be a Howard Beale. Unfortunately most of them are just moronic tits.

But stirring stuff with a grim ending and a nasty swipe at all things television.

Me, Grimlock, Understand Genetics

“They’re fools, Swoop — Fools if they think war is over, think that just because we fight together against Unicron, four million years or so of bitterness and resentment just swept away!
“Civil war was never about who rule Cybertron, not even about stopping Decepticons stripping Earth’s resources!
“War about genetics!
“Creator, Primus, think he make race of perfect beings — heroic, noble, good. He wrong. He create two races that would eventually start calling themselves Autobot and Decepticon. One good, one evil.
“Good and evil, it just ways of things. For every Yin a Yang, for every light a dark…. Everything balancing.”

This is a quote from Grimlock in End of the Road. This is in the aftermath of the victory against Unicron and Grimlock, as new leader of the Autobots, is explaining why he knows the new and fragile alliance with the Decepticons won’t last. It is genetics. They’re bad, that’s it, so that’s that. No use trying to play nice or trusting them. They’ll turn on us soon enough. The clue is in the name.

With the movies out there, Transformers has become known for big, dumb action. Let’s face it, the cartoon series of the 80s which I grew up with was hardly high art. But the comics I do love. They were well written, often by Simon Furman, who did so well in the UK that he ended up going Stateside and running it all.

These two graphic novels I own – All Fall Down and End of the Road – chronicle the coming of Unicron, the forging of the alliance, the battle itself and the aftermath. Not only do we have Grimlock’s simple but insightful understanding of the situation, but we also have a deformed bonding of Megatron and Ratchett so that Optimus has to face the great test of whether to kill this monstrosity or try to aid it; we have Grimlock questioning what kind of life it is for his Dinobots to be in stasis and that gambling their lives to save them is better than leaving them like this; we have Scorponok, or rather his head, Lord Zarak, doubting himself and everyone around him, as he struggles to lead the Decepticons into this ultimate battle. His character arc is particularly fascinating and emotive as he makes a pact with Optimus Prime, comes to admire him, admits he is afraid of dying, helps him in battle and finally gives his life against Unicron.

Basically, when a new Transformers movie is out and I see people raging against it or cheering for it all over the place, it is nice to be reminded that once there was some genuinely strong story telling with engaging characters that set up my fanboyish nature towards the robots in disguise.

The single most devastating reason NOT to vote Tory or Lib Dem at the next election

uppitymonkey:

Regardless of how you vote, this is a very important list of issues facing the NHS in the UK today.

Originally posted on Pride's Purge:

(not satire – it’s the Tories and the Lib Dems!)

The NHS has been severely damaged by the coalition government over the last 4 years.

But don’t just take my word for that.

Dr Mark Porter, the head of the BMA, thinks so too. That’s not just some lefty anti-government think-tank – that’s the British Medical Association, which represents 153,000 doctors, GPs and other medical specialists and staff across the country.

Dr Porter gave a devastating speech today to the BMA Annual Representatives Meeting in which he astonishingly said the coalition government must “face up to the damage that they have done” to the NHS.

In his dramatic speech, Dr Porter specifically listed the ways that the NHS has been damaged over the last 4 years by the Tories and the Liberal Democrats:

  • The coalition government have imposed policies that “force us to do the absolute opposite of what our patients need”.

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